OPEN LETTER
Dear hated roach
Today I want to say to you, that I love every single animal on earth, every one, except you.
I’ve been thinking about how to say this to you and finally I have the nerves to tell you that you are the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
You are a horrible animal, the master of my nightmares. For you, I feel anything but a huge revulsion, you really make me sick, your antennas and hairy legs are gross. Just the idea of getting in contact with any of your limbs is enough to feel that I’m going to puke.
I don’t know why God created an animal like you; I can only say that you are an infernal creature. Every time I think in you and I imagine a demon with a dish full of roaches satisfying his stomach and then vomited on the earth, I don’t believe you that you are a common animal; you are one of the worst plagues in the world.
My feelings toward you aren’t senseless. I have reasons to feel the way,
I still remember our first encounter, that pleasant night that turned into a nightmare… I remember that delicious cake, sweet and smooth, the biggest I had seen, I took a piece of it and put it gently into my mouth, and then the flavour, bitter, crunch, disgusting…
I will never forgive you; I never invited you into my mouth. Now you know it. I hate you and if I see you or one of your clones I’m going to blow the hell out of you.
Sincerely Javier
I just hate them too
ReplyDeleteI had no idea roaches scared you. You really illustrated your fear in you text. The terrible encounter as you call is the irrefutable evidence of the traume that insect cause you.
ReplyDeleteOh, God!!! It think you did a good job describing how it tasted -I really got the picture though I felt like washing my mouth after reading your text!
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