March the 5th, 2011
Miss Roach:
The caleñas sewers
I really wanted to tell you something since long time ago, something that comes out from the deepest of my soul. Are you ready to hear it? I hate you! I deeply hate you. But you´ll wonder yourself ¿why? If you are an insignificant insect. That is because you exist, you got it?? Your existence makes me feel uncomfortable, frightened, unsecure and even powerless of fighting against you. Thus, when I just think about running into you at night, maybe next to my bed, oh!! That´s actually a dreadful experience to me since I can´t stand you. I know you feel it when our unfortunate meetings happen, when you start prowling by the wall or around the kitchen, the bathroom, I don’t know, wherever you want to appear.
By the way, about your anatomy!! First at all, I guess this one is kind of awful, you know, your red, oval and viscous body is the most revolting thing around the world. Secondly, how you walk, how you even fly, how you look at people, My Goodness!! I’m pretty convinced these ones have been your weapons to intimidate the humanity for centuries.
And… please, let tell you one single experience that I had last time with one of your sister: I was in my bedroom, and it was over there too. Its intimidating presence made feel really scared. It immediately noticed that and decided to approach near me but of course I, in a brave act, took the atomizer and sprinkled that horrible roach with poison to murder it. This insect wandered through my room by clinging to its wretched life, until it finally died.
Sorry, I guess I have been kind of hard with my appreciations toward you but I want you to figure out the reasons of my hatred. I actually know you are not guilty of my fears and phobias, and nothing or nobody is. You´re not guilty of your own existence. However, I guess that never in my life I´ll stop of hating you. Now, what could we do to solve this matter? Nothing at all. Only, please, stay away me unless you want to feel my sandal´s hit.
My best wishes to you, and don’t hate because of my honesty!!
Cordially,
Viviana R.
PS: I hope not to see you in my bedroom tonight; otherwise you know what is going to happen.
I’am really grateful of our honesty and of talking with you threw a letter. Actually I like this way of communicating because I really hate you to. I don’t want to see you
ReplyDeleteYou make me so scare that a never go out and walk at day and always have to gout as a outlaw, at night.
My kids have to stay at home to avoid that your, also ugly, sister smashes one of my little boys just as she did with their grandpa.
Never the less I think the you leave so much food for so every ware. The one I most like are grooms of bread that get mixed with the paces of the smashed beans. They are glories after the third day!
Lets make a deal. Don’t take the lady that cleans the house, and have diner farther from our room and you won’t see me again.
Ms Roachenstien
OK, MISS Roach, let´s make that deal. By the way, thanks for replying my letter and nice to know about you!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was really funny the wait you treat this insect. at the begining I thought you were talking about a guy. I really like it and be careful with the questions marks ¿?. bye bye
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