Showing posts with label Alvaro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alvaro. Show all posts

Friday, 8 April 2011

The trip (Alvaro)

THE TRIP

We all have good memories of our first trip: A nice visit to our grandmother’s house, an enjoyable weekend in a farm, a romantic and well deserved vacation on a beach or a stimulating expedition to an exotic place. But the memories of my first trip are not exactly the happiest one. They are in fact as traumatic as a rape scene.

The trip begun paradoxically as soon as my mother, my father and I arrived from a lovely afternoon at the cinema. My father was parking the car in the garage, while my mother and I ran up the staircase. She opened the door and I run at full speed. I hadn't notice that one of my shoe's lace was untied up. I stepped on it and I fell down. My head knocked against the edge of my bedroom door like a blacksmith hammer against the anvil. I stood up quickly but calmly. Suddenly a drop of blood run down my forehead before vanishing in my left eyebrow. I was strangely calm. My mother on the other hand was in panic and crying like a lunatic. She took my arms and we returned to the car. She ordered my father not to park the car since we had to go to the Hospital. The trip to the hospital was distressing. Although I didn't feel any kind of pain, my mother screams frightened me and turn the situation more stressful. My father drove like a mad convict after a jailbreak, dodging the others cars and holes in the street. The wheels screeched in each corner and the horn clear the way to hospital. For the first time in his life, my father didn't pay attention to the red light. Luckily, it was late in the night and there wasn’t any traffic agent around to catch us. When we arrived, I could notice the devastating panorama. The scene seemed to be taken from a war movie. People injured in the middle of the hall, painful screams spreading and echoing all over the room, women begging for a miracle and mothers crying inconsolably. The first sensation that disturbed (after the feeling of sadness and impotence of the doctors) was the smell of ethyl alcohol. When I smelled that, I intermediately felt a cold breeze all over my body. I froze myself. That sensation really frightened me. Then a nurse approached us and asked my mother what had happened. She told her and she began to examine me. Then, a doctor came and put his stethoscope in my chest. I was so scared and paranoiac that I felt the stethoscope like a cold sword through my skin reaching my vital organs. After that I was taken to a white room. There, Doctors were trying to explain me the situation and how they will proceed, but I was too frightened to understand even the simplest instruction. After that I felt sleep.

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Twice told story (Alvaro)

My first day at the University


I will always remember my first class' day. It all start a Tuesday in the afternoon.

I was so exited, that I organized my stuffs the day before, just like an elementary kid will do. I putted my pens on my pencil case, my notebook (still with it fresh new smell on it) on my bag, and the last, but not the least, I took a bottle of water. I started my class in the afternoon, so I decided to take a light breakfast; anyway I didn't eat a lot because I was extremely impatient to meet my new classmates and teachers. I wanted everything went perfect, so I leave the house early and I took the bus one hour in advance. During the way to the University, I imagined how would be my new academic life and I begged for nice teachers. Although I already had hear about the troubles in the public Universities, this time I prayed to have a normal day. When I arrived to the University, I went straight to the building 315. Since I was already there (3 weeks ago I presented a test on the lab.), I knew that the classrooms were located on the third floor, so I didn't stopped unnecessarily on the second floor to look for a room full of “primiparos”. However I didn't check the number of the classroom before, so I started looking in each room. I think everybody recognize me because I opened the door and ask with an innocent “Is this the english lv 1 class?”. I ask in all the rooms but none of them were the correct one. Finally ( and that's why I recently wrote a letter to the Murphy law) I opened the last room and check inside. I didn't know if there was a miracle, or maybe the f*&!ing Muyrphy's law, but I finally reach the correct room.

I entered and sat quietly trying not to look like a newby.



Recommendations for your first class' day


  1. Make sure you have previously arranged all your equipment in order to avoid wasting time preparing yourself.

  2. Have a balanced meat. Include in your diet proteins and water so your organism can reach the energy from your organism properly when needed.

  3. Use your time wisely. Take the bus (it would be suitable a taxi) 30 minutes in advance in order to avoid any unexpected situation, for instance a traffic jam.

  4. If possible, have a previous visit to your destination so it would be easier for you to reach the place.

  5. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT, WROTE ALL THE INFORMATION NECESARY TO REACH YOUR DESTINATION SUCH AS THE ADRESS, PHONE NUMBER AND CLASSROOM NUMBER.


Thursday, 10 March 2011

An open letter to...

Dear Murphy’s Law

I wrote you because we met since a long time ago and I haven’t had the chance to talk about our relationship. In fact our relationship sucks.

Since I have memory, you have literally fucked my life with you epigram that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".

It all started in the breakfast time when I was very young. Every time I sat on the table to enjoy a pleasant meeting with my family and a delicious mealtime, you showed up and ruined the moment. Just when I was about to spread the butter on the last piece of bread, it “accidentally” fell off my hands and fell down always with the butter facing the floor. Come on! I know I’m not the strongest man in the world, but at least I can hold a piece of bread in my hands. I mean how can weight a piece of bread 3, maybe 5 grams? You don’t need to be a Stallone to lift 5 grams of bread.

But this is just the beginning. Do you remember when I reach the age of twelve and I met that stunning skinny brunette girl called Vanessa, the girl next door? As soon as I met her, I thought she would be my first love, but you came out of nothing and introduce me her boyfriend. Isn’t this one of your cruel and Machiavellian plan to ruin my emotional life? I mean this is more than irony as Alanis Morrisette might say: “It’s to meet the girl of your dream and then meet her handsome husband”. It is like showing a piece of meat to a starving kid.

Oh my dear friend have a sit; this is just the beginning. Do you remember the first time I got a computer? I ran to the closest pc game store to buy a game and enjoy during the weekends. When I was trying to installing it, an error message pops up in front of the screen warning me that the processor was not powerful enough, not even the graphic driver to run the program. Are you serious?!!! A strategy role game that can be perfectly compared to Tetris or Pacman couldn’t be displayed on my new computer? Were you asking me for an Intel-Quad core or a graphic driver used by one of the most recent video games consoles? I don’t think so, I’m sure you just wanted to fuck my childhood.

But what really pissed me off is that every time I come home after an exhausting day, I turn on the T.V. and no matter what channel is on, I always catch an advertisement, so I have to wait until the T.V. Program is back to realize what T.V. serie or movie I am watching. Wouldn´t be nice that as soon as I turn on the T.V. the title of the program shows up in front of my eyes, at least once????? I know I'm asking to much. The point is you disturbed me since I was very young and I swear if I saw you on the street, you will pay for all you have done to me.

Sincerely Alvaro Quintero (or should I sign as the martyr?)

P.S. You owe me a breakfast.



Thursday, 24 February 2011

Because

Because

Because my mind goes blank every time I have to write a text

Because right now I so out of ideas as a sober poet.

Because I am so lazy I can even finish this senten...

Because I can even remember what I did five minutes ago

Because my imagination seems to be a fading light of dusk

Because every time I take my pencil the ideas inside mu head runs like a mad

Because I have the same inspiration of a contemporary pop singer

Because I have avoid to write

Because all of that..... I want to be a novelist

Where are you going / where have you been ?

Where are you going?

The place I'm going right now is not a place. Actually, the place I'm going now is not even close. Right now I'm planning to become a successful language teacher. So, the place I'm going right now doesn't represent a place. It is more like an aim or a purpose.

I take the question “where are you going?” as a poor, easy and instant translation of the Spanish version “hacia donde vas en tu vida?”. This question can be taken as what are your plans for the future. That's why when somebody ask me where am I going to, the only answers that comes into my head is: “I'm halfway to become a great language teacher”.


Where have you been?

I have been in so many places in my short life. I've been in farm, houses, jungles. I've been in journeys and excursions. I have met nice places, museums, parks, mountains; and in all those places I have always felt something special and I 've always reacted in a different way. Some of them touched me. Some of them pleased me, but others made me fell uncomfortable. Indeed, some of those places scare me to the hell. However, what makes you think of this question is that someday, when you became older and you can barely talk, all those memories will have vanished and you can no longer remember where have you been. Those special feelings you have experienced will lost in your mind.

...Is really hard when you can't have a flashback, isn't it?